Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Just cleaning up the timelines! Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! Deadpool: [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . It's music, but it sucks. Wade Wilson: Alright. You used the last of your fuel. Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. I mean, luck? Boom! Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? I won't even make it to one. [looks at the camera] Weasel: No! [speaking about his ex-wife] Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Full Winnie the Pooh. Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. Thank you, Bedlam. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Filming & Production When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. The Juggernaut! They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' People nobody would touch. Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines every minute, hardly giving audiences a single moment to catch their breath. We all need a sense of belonging. Besides, were X-Men.Deadpool: No, youre X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Youre X-hausting.Deadpool: I see what you did there. Im dying in this one, too. Accidental double entendres! Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. Gingivitis. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. You get the strap-on. Men! Blind Al: Id gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. But that's where you'd be wrong. And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: You know what we need to do? I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. Wade Wilson: One: is dubstep still a thing? Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). Deadpool: "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. | Published Apr 19, 2018. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. She always struggled. We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Deadpool And certainly not very cinematic. [to Cable] Cable: Relax. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. Deadpool: I spent ten years in Special Forces! deadpool bullet Sticker. - Deadpool. That's a twist." [while "dying"] That's such a you thing to say. He's going in through the back! "Family was always an f-word for me." No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. : I'll tell you why I'm here. Wade Wilson: . [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Yeah, but you do. It belongs here, where it can grow. Deadpool I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. I'm dropping in. Just keep looking." I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. According to the Buck: Deadpool: And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Don't scratch! Four or five moments. Deadline. Cable: He seemed great. Wade Wilson: Oh my God! : : Every Difference In The Deadpool 2 Extended Cut . Domino: En este escuadrn estarn Domino (Zazie Beetz), Estrella Rota (Lewis Tan), Negasonic (Brianna Hildebrand), Zeitgeist (Bill Skarsgrd), Yukio (Shioli Kutsuna), Coloso . Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Unknown. Weasel: You've been chosen by a higher power. Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Deadpool: | I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Look at me. Youre just a kid. That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. Dopinder: Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Don't scratch! It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. Cable: Official Sites Where is he? Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Any power you wanna tell us about? Deadpool: : You are not your father. But Cable . I cant protect you. Deadpool I'm the asshole who got away. No more! I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. - Blind Al. Then, you know what? Dopinder: Deadpool: : When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Yeah. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. That is such a Juggernaut thing to say! - The Juggernaut. Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! He's going in through the back! And I didnt do it for you. Lets flip a coin, okay? | It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Wade Wilson: Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. True story. The Juggernaut! Deadpool Deadpool: Something I could never master. Hitler - 20 April 1889']. We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. He called you Justin Bieber. OPENING CREDITS. Here is a complete breakdown of every alternate, deleted, or extended scene that's in the Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut, along with the timestamps so that viewers watching the extended version can make note of all the differences.. 3:30 - Deadpool jumps through the window and starts counting the bad guys in Spanish. Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. No it isn't. Wade Wilson: You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Weasel: I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. You're in. Deadpool: Im fine.Buck: You know what fine stands for, Wade? Let's talk. Zazie Beetz as Domino . [fighting the Juggernaut] Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. : Cable: Deadpool: Gary Peter And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. Next time Uber. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Russells not going to kill anyone. - Deadpool. I use a device to slide through time. Deadpool: [yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute] By Digger Pierce. It's just hard to picture. Colossus: "I use a device to slide through time. : He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. I cant trust anybody! No it isn't. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. "It's a big house. Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! You know what? Lady Luck, take the wheel. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. He loves killing kids. You're just a kid. That came out wrong. Will you give Domino my email? Do you see that beautiful bright light? - Deadpool Yes, it is. So, guys, those were some of the best quotes of Deadpool from his two movies. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! APARTMENT. Are you sure youre not from the DC universe? : Domino: Watching Deadpool and Cable team up is a joy, especially as they begin to respect one another just a little bit, and killing pedophiles makes the wanton slaughter difficult to reject. They probably won't even make a 3. Release Dates That goes with me everywhere. Wait, you can't go back. What did you say? X-Men? Deadpool: I only do over the pants mouth stuff! But in this film, well, you're looking at it. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Hes dead, too. Domino The difference is night and day. [dizzy from a big action sequence] [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. [to Domino] When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Retrieved . Deadpool: New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Vanessa awaits. Aw. Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Deadpool: No, Im going to stick around for a while, make sure the world doesnt s**t itself into oblivion.Deadpool: No, you did it for me.Cable: No, I didnt.Deadpool: You did.Cable: I really didnt.Deadpool: Im pretty sure you did.Cable: No, Im positive I didnt.Deadpool: Fine. Im retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel: Its a goddamn fanny pack, and you know it, you sick son of a b**ch! Bad news is the whole team is dead. [Introducing Yukio to Wade] Originally from New York, Harris had . My body is an instrument of death. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Deadpool Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. [cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]. Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. You're so dark. I think he did. It's weird I only ever see two of you. What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. *Men*? Hipes, Patrick (9 March 2017). Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Yeah, it is. No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! My name's Peter. He was a bit of a prick. Go get 'em, tiger! No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. It isnt too late. Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K I thought that was you! In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Cable: I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Peter: I'm gonna rip you in half now. There's one out there for you. Well that's just lazy writing. Deadpool: Published May 14, 2022. They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband beat me within an inch of my life. [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Cable: Weasel Here's a spoiler alert. Oh yeah. In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. Because I've been inside you. Wade Wilson: : Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . I really should have stayed in college Deadpool Um, I just saw the ad. Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. Okay. It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: Jesus Christ, Buck! Unknown. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? The X-Men. Come on. Domino : I should've finished college. Deadpool: Deadpool: Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't have one. Deadpool: Pelicula Deadpool 2: Deadpool 2 Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), el mutante conocido como Deadpool y el antihroe ms gamberro de Marvel tiene que vrselas esta vez con Cable . [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. Try, uh seven? [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. It's a metal arm! I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool. Describe it. Gender neutral. [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Wade Wilson: : Juggernaut: Deadpool Quotes That'll Tell You More About His Character. : Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! Deadpool: Fred Savage: - Deadpool. Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool Blind Al: You hear yourself, right? Isn't that how it always works? Juggernaut! WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. I stub my toe I'm done for the day. Seriously, I don't get it! : And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! You become everything he says you are, but worse. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Domino: I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. Ah, planets. Juggernaut: Deadpool: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Family was always an F-word to me. Company Credits By wearitout. Cable: I really should have stayed in college Colossus: You've been chosen by a higher power. Deadpool: I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . You tell them Wade says hi. You trusted me. Deadpool: Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! Wade, Vanessa is gone. I can distort electrical fields. - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". Firefist: Colossus: I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. Tails, you did it for me. No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. Seriously, I don't get it! : "Bad Deadpool! Yukio, Wade. Deadpool: And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Deadpool: This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. Deadpool Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Wade? [singing] First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Wade Wilson: He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. Get outta my head! I've killed every last one of them, except me. Deadpool: Peter, Im going to miss him most. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." Deadpool I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Weasel: And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. Domino Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. Deadpool: Don't make me say it. I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief. It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. 50. This is crazy. With that in mind, our guide to creating your own Domino costume includes info on both the original and movie versions of the super-heroine's appearance. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. : The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. Oh-ho. Deadpool: Probably a guy who can't draw feet! You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. Good news and bad news. Well, guess what, Wolvie? Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. [Smiling] That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. Deadpool: Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. There we go, the kids call this docking. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. : Deadpool: Domino Is anybody nervous about the high winds? To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. Wade Wilson: : Cast Ryan Reynolds. : : The walls of Xavier's mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. : [after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi]. Domino Makes you want to hurt others. We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Special Forces. Fuck your rules! You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! You become everything he says you are, but worse. Yukio: Go home. Wade Wilson: Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head now! Pain teaches us who we are.' Yes, you are. Label everything in the refrigerator! Cable: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. Dopinder: Pelvis to pelvis. Deadpool: Domino What the fuck knuckles is this? - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Peter: Wade Wilson: Big CGI fight comin' up! This is crazy. The character has a long history with both . Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? The writers . Thats just lazy writing. No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Oh, yeah. Deadpool: Fuck! : Hes dead.Domino: The whole team?Deadpool: Only the main ones. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. The day of reckoning is here! Im never going to dance again. I should've worn the white pants! What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? : Pick on someone your own size! You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . I made mistakes! Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . Domino Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! I was born into war, bred into it. [putting lotion on face] [singing] It's both history teacher and fortune teller. I was a soldier. [pulls out a knife] Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. [to Vanessa] from Yentl. Copyright 2023 ComicBook.com. Yeah. Yeh. I'll be right back. I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." [to Sluggo] Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. Wade Wilson: I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Tails, you did it for me. Go get 'em, tiger! T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. [to Wade Wilson] Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2.